when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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