doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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