i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
