PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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