I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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