Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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