Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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