Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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