I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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Do I have a choice?
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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