we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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