he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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