She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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