no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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