Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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