I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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