is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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