is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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