Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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