wanna go halves on a baby?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize