He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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