would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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