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she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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