Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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