What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I feel great
I just peed on a car
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
