Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
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