To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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