Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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