I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Randomize
