So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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