So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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