The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He better not be in your backpack
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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