I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Randomize
