Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
