Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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