i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
