try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
