oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
We got so high we made milksteak
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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