in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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