Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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