he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
That accounts for only three of the penises
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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