dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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