I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
As shirtless as possible
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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