So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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