worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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