He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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