I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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