I want to have your abortion
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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