Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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