He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
worst night to have a conscience
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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