it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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