Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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