She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
its not stalking. its research.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
