I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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