You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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