I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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