Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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