well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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